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shadowbathing 

What you do when you've been in the sun for a while, you're hot and/or uncomfortable, and you need some shade. Shadowbathing is the opposite of sunbathing; it results in a nice cool feeling that is comparable to eating a freezepop with your entire body.
Yo Erica, we've been playing frisbee in this heat for four hours...let's break for lunch and do some shadowbathing.
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shadowfatting 

Yea man I was just shadowfatting all night
shadowfatting by Cool dude mondy January 15, 2021

Shadebathing 

When one is attempting to sunbathe but the sunlight always seems to disappear leaving oneself in the shade when you are lying there trying to get a tan
Person 1: HEEEY HOWS THE SUNBATHING?
Person 2: Not great, no sun :( im basically shadebathing
Shadebathing by Livvvvviee July 18, 2010

Shadowbating

Phantom masturbation as you see a lot of people use nowadays. The participant acts as if they are masturbating and sometimes concludes with a fake ejaculation. It is usually used as sarcasm or a way to show displeasure. The word is a play on the boxing technique of shadowboxing.
Tom: Rick, you look like a transvestite.
Rick: *acts as if he is masturbating*
Tom: Quit shadowbating.
Shadowbating by Mollywood34 September 27, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026