Funkle 

A fake uncle. It is a man that is not actually related to you at all, but that you call uncle anyways. Initially, you did not know that he is not actually your uncle. Funkles can be really cool or really creepy, there is usually no in-between.

Mindy: "You mean Uncle Joey isn't actually your mom or dad's brother?"
Elizabeth: "No, he's just my funkle."

Funkle by theoffice222 April 8, 2009

funkle 

word used to describe absolute awesomeness

Damn that dunk was funkle

funkle by Liebo October 11, 2004

FUNKLE 

Funkle Fun-Uncle: Mom's best male friend, her brother from another mother: Not related by blood but such a good friend of the family that he is considered family.

My Funkle is funny, comical and curious. There is never a dull moment drinking cocktails with this man.

FUNKLE by H.B.pixie<3ALI March 20, 2011

Funkle 

An old black uncle who always listens to funk music and has gerry curls. His dog's name is usually something like Bootsy, or Dr. Funkenstein but he may have an iguana instead named Ralph or Gerald. He owns one shirt.

Funkle Marcus can we have ice cream?

Shut yo damn mouth for five minutes and maybe Funkle Marcus will get yo ass a ice cream.

OK.

Funkle by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

funkle 

To befuddle or confuse.

That geometry test funkled me.

funkle by yonoid October 11, 2004

Funkle 

Funkle is a combination of the word "fun" and "Cool" giving it a similar meaning to "Awesome" or "Radical"

That game is Funkle!

Funkle by MR-Master February 21, 2014

funkle 

Used to describe a moist, or wet, fart

"Man did you eat any of those fudge brownies last night?"

"Yeah, they gave me a crazy funkle this morning"

funkle by Michael Zarate January 18, 2008