blobra 

An individual who gives a horrible blowjob, usually including the hunting habits of a cobra.

Dude she was a total blobra, first she approached my penis at 100 mph, then she bit it.

blobra by remolino March 18, 2011

Blorank 

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.

Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.

Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009

Blobalisation 

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!

" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "

Blobalisation by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

boobra 

a girl named barbara with big boobs,
used in "Two and Half Men"

Jake drew an anatomically correct picture of a girl in his class.
Really?
Yeah, and named her boobra

boobra by LocoPingvin January 29, 2007

blobcat 

1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection

2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats

She tried to sit on the couch, but the blobcat covered three cushions

blobcat by Schnoo June 24, 2009

blowrag 

A cloth of sorts which only purpose is for cleaning up semen after masturbating

I just blew a huge load into my blowrag! That girl is such a blowrag!

blowrag by dross_13 May 8, 2005

Blobtard 

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

Blobtard by Selfemployed July 31, 2012