Toshtini

When you open an expensive bottle of water and immediately pour half of it down the drain. Then refill the bottle with tap water and give it a shake. Serve at room tempature, and garnish with a limon.

You ordered a Toshtini? How gay are you?

by YouIrkMe July 9, 2010

Toshtini

Giving a handjob at a gay bar's bathroom.

Man 1: "Dude I just gave a toshtini to this super gay guy"

Man 2: "Dude I know.....I was there....that was me"

by Mr Happy thoughts March 6, 2011

toshtini

a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.

Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.

by why_the_fuck_do_i_need_a_false July 6, 2010