Man squee
Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.
Man squee by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011
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@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.
man squeeze by duskins December 9, 2010
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Man Squeeze
A man squeeze is the accepted term for a male slut
A slut, in case your unsure of the definition, is a woman that has had sexual relations with multiple partners. And a man squeeze is just the male version.
A slut, in case your unsure of the definition, is a woman that has had sexual relations with multiple partners. And a man squeeze is just the male version.
Man Squeeze by she-lo lo August 5, 2008
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Machu Pichu: Hey did your girlfriend give you a hand job?
J-Kwon: Nah, not really, it was more of a man squeeze.
J-Kwon: Nah, not really, it was more of a man squeeze.
man squeeze by J-kwon!!!!!! January 11, 2008
squeezing a man balls
So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
squeezing a man balls by jink234 September 7, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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