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Mexican Rodeo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!
Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!
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Mexican Rodeo 

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

Mexican Rodeo 

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one
Mexican Rodeo by PrezMeister October 29, 2007

Mexican Rodeo 

When your receiving a blunken, you cum and drop your deuce at the same time!
Mexican Rodeo by perfect0zer0 February 27, 2011

Mexican Rodeo 

Having group sex or an orgy in a small car.
Trystan and Keith got some hookers and some booze and had a Mexican rodeo in the back of the Jeep.
Mexican Rodeo by Prhyme954 March 10, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026