Jolly Rocket 

A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.

I'm going to break up with Carol. It's time for the Jolly Rocket.

Jolly Rocket by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013

jolly rocket 

one who gets a boner when hes just in a good mood or really happy

Pete: i can see your jolly rocket
bob: I know im just so happy for some reason
Pete: damn im starting to get one to

jolly rocket by dan hirlander February 26, 2011

jelly rocket 

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

jelly rocket by Betz38 December 4, 2024

Jelly rocker 

A jelly rocker is someone who is chubby but not nasty fat and they are hot as hell, therefore they rock the jelly.

guy 1: hey dude look at that girl she is BANGIN
guy 2: i don't know she looks kind of pudgy
guy 1: nahh man she's a jelly rocker, she be rockin that jelly
guy 2: hmm i guess your right she is kind of sexy
jelly rocker: Its more cushion for the pushin ;)

Jelly rocker by 350poundniggahh April 30, 2011