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Laughy Hands 

A medical condition in which whenever the affected person is so overcome with laughter, it renders them unable to perform various motor tasks using their hands. Such as writing or typing.
1) Person A: *tells a joke*
Person B: HAHAHAHHAHA omg I have laughy hands now and can't write!

2) "Sorry it took me so long to text you back, something funny happened and I had to wait until my laughy hands subsided."
Laughy Hands by LaughyHands February 22, 2011
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Laughy Hands 

A condition where the muscles in your hands tense up due to intensive laughter. It is an inconvenience when writing or texting but it actually means you are in a state of joy.
Person 1:
*tells a hilarious joke*

Person 2:
hahah omfg now I have laughy hands!
Laughy Hands by Cool10101 February 23, 2011

low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands. 

A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus dont explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-

Second-hand laughs 

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
Second-hand laughs by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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