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jizz bath 

Being jizzed on by two or more men at a time, real or metaphoric
Dam, she just got a jizz bath, SHES DROWNIN
jizz bath by Jimbo07 November 1, 2003
Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.
"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

Violate Jizz Bath 

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.

Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).
Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
Jizzathalon by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.