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A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019
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hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014
the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.
"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"
hoefest by sorawhoisalsoxehanortt September 15, 2009
outfits for hoes
damn hoe you rockin thaose daisys and the tube thats the illest hoefit i ever did see
hoefit by shauna September 4, 2003
1. a fishy person, who hoes around
2. all arabs of dearborn
wow. dalya darwish is such a hoefish!
hoefish by suckmehard October 18, 2008

hoefest 92 

a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.
"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"
hoefest 92 by yyyyyyyy May 20, 2008