WTELMF 

Acronym for "What The Ever Loving Mother Fuck"

Used when WTF just isn't strong enough for how fucked the situation or statement is.

Someone suggests that people should exercise their right to bear arms, so that the right can be taken away.

Appropriate response is, "WTELMF."

WTELMF by xxx328 February 19, 2011

WtELF 

What the ever loving fuck?

Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??

Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.

LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??

WtELF by lawn_mama January 19, 2008

wtflmfaolol 

1. meaning whhat the fuck laff my fucking ass off laff out loud

bob: hi....penis that is all....
Jeff: WTFLMFAOLOL

wtflmfaolol by sdjf April 10, 2007

Wtelef 

Wtelef Stands for the the ever loving enternal fuck

What the Wtelef is this bullshit said in reference to some inane stupidity online.

Example: she trad con moron telling women to adopt a trad wife lifestyle for his benefit

Wtelef by LikeableJerk March 14, 2024