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The Lebron 

When a girl is almost done sucking you off, instead of finishing in her face you finish in your hands. Next, you take the collected giz and you imitate Lebron James, thrusting your hands and arms upwards, launching the splooge right into the girl's chin. Clap your hands 2x and you have successfully completed The Lebron, congrats!
Man, I was feeling balla last night, so I gave that bitch The Lebron.
The Lebron by Mild NOOB Sauce! January 13, 2010

The Lebron James Technique 

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.

The LeBron Effect 

Where everything in the NBA revolves around "The King". He can be compared to a Black Hole, where nothing is able to escape the gravitational influence of LeBron James. His influence can be seen not only in free agency (where every team, organization, fan base, and player is waiting on his decision), but in the marketability, endorsements, TV shows (Entourage), and even the NBA Championship. People care more about where LeBron is, what he is doing, and where he plans to go more than who wins the NBA championship. Hence, the LeBron effect. He is bigger than the game.
Mike: "Dude, who do you think will win the NBA Championship in Game 7, Lakers or Celtics?"
Jason: "Who cares, I'm waiting to see LeBron's press conference in 20 minutes..."
Mike: "Ah, the LeBron effect..."
The LeBron Effect by J.D.L. May 28, 2010

The Lebron James 

The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.
Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?

Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.

Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.

Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
The Lebron James by bubblesoxdz November 9, 2010

The LeBron Drop 

Towards the end of the NBA season where star players on clinched teams are benched. Resulting in drops by Fantasy League owners, thus making one scramble around the league/room for a half decent player to pick-up on waivers.
1. Cavs Clinched and James isn't playing. Initiate The Lebron Drop.

2. I had to Lebron Drop last night and ended up with Kenyon Martin... shit the bed.

3. In the title game, Harvey did the Lebron Drop too early and Kobe went off for 40 points, thus costing him the championship and having fantasy fucking rights to the trophy when with his girlfriend.
The LeBron Drop by schleets April 11, 2010

the lebron james effect 

1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability

2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james
1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect

2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect