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Dirty Pool 

(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.
We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.
Dirty Pool by KoblerMan June 19, 2018

Dirty Pool 

When somebody does something that is unfair and/or a bad situation
JP: Hey do you want to drive me home from the gym, Jack: Sorry man im going in the hot tub
JP: Dirty pool
Dirty Pool by jjct January 20, 2011

Dirty Pool 

When 2 penises are double penetrating a woman, and the bottom penis slips out. Then as he tries to re-enter, he instead pushes the testicle of the guy on top into her anus.
“Ouch, Chad. Watch what you’re doing down there. Don’t go playing dirty pool.”
Dirty Pool by AllahuDripbar September 18, 2022

Dirty Pool Man

The act of having anal sex with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her vagina is pummeled by the pool return jet.
"My pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!".
Dirty Pool Man by The Dirty Pool Man December 24, 2008

Dirthy Pool

A special type of heated spa
"This Dirthy Pool is great to drown people in!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026