Algebrain

Psychological condition most commonly suffered by high school students. May be contracted by attending high school algebra classes.

Symptoms:
- Excessive use of calculators
- Constant solving of real world problems
- Trying to put algebra into other school subjects
- Number stupidity

If you or a loved one have suffered from Algebrain, please contact your teacher and sue them!!!

Girl: Now I just have to divide this quotient into this algorithmic expression to figure out how far away John Wilkes Boothe was from Abe Lincoln.

Boy: I think you have Algebrain...

by Patti92 January 19, 2011