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Psychological condition most commonly suffered by high school students. May be contracted by attending high school algebra classes. Symptoms: - Excessive use of calculators - Constant solving of real world problems - Trying to put algebra into other school subjects - Number stupidity If you or a loved one have suffered from Algebrain, please contact your teacher and sue them!!! Girl: Now I just have to divide this quotient into this algorithmic expression to figure out how far away John Wilkes Boothe was from Abe Lincoln.
Boy: I think you have Algebrain... |
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