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John George

What toppings would you like on your pizza?
-I'll have some John George and a little bit of John George on it.

What is your favorite type of dairy product?
-John George!

Where were you born?
-In a little town right off of John George Street in the great state of John George

What is three minus two?
-John George!
John George by Ilikedairyproducts January 19, 2011
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John George

A man who is a fat horse dick yet has the penis of a mouse. He is usually seen hanging with hippopotacows.
There goes John George, fuck him
John George by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017

John,Paul,George and Ringo 

The greatest musicians ever.
John: cool ass glasses

Paul: the best one and turtle voice

George: dat JAWLINE doe
Ringo: Thomas was a tank engine with 6 smol wheelz
John,Paul,George and Ringo are the coolest bc they’re the bloody Beatles

George John 

A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket
With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.
George John by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009

george and john buddies and pals 

a "commercial" that George Harrison (whoose birthday happens to be today) and John Lennon made on their First U.S. video
George and John: George and John Buddies and pals!

Sweet Georgia John

Based on the precept that even the most mundane of utterances can blow minds with proper timing, the Sweet Georgia John is a sex act wherein at the moment right before your partner begins to climax you make a completely trivial comment. Just as he or she is about to orgasm you say something like "oh, by the way - Tom says hi" or "don't let me forget to take out the recycling." Any statement of relatively very little importance which would generally be voiced only in passing will suffice. Although potentially distracting, the manuever is intended neither to diminish nor enhance the experience of the orgasmee. Rather, its purpose is to render your partner's climax bizarre or surreal in light of your flippant remark while engendering an overall sense of trippiness. When performed by a female it is also known as a Sweet Georgia Jane.
I gave my girlfriend a Sweet Georgia John when I waited until the precise moment just before she started coming to compliment her on the new drapes.
Sweet Georgia John by JCfreely January 8, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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