The Perm

When a group of guys form a circle around a girl, masturbate into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. This usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.
Dumb Girl: It's only an hour before prom and I still don't have my hair done. What am I gonna do!?

Some Random Guy: Don't worry girl. Me and the guys can help you out. We'll give you the best perm ever.

(The perm)
by I Killed a Hooker Once January 12, 2011
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Permed

A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.
"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "
by Drunklando October 13, 2011
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permed

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.
Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.
by mangydank April 21, 2018
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Perm

Oh he got a perm he must be gay
by Susboy445 December 11, 2020
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perm

More commonly known as a relaxer, a perm is a series of chemicals that African-American girls use on their hair to make it look less curly, rough, and thick. As a result, their hair becomes darker, straighter, thinner, softer, longer and smoother.
I got a perm yesterday and I love my hair now.

Your hair looks really nice. Did you get a perm?
by The Hit September 07, 2009
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Perm

Incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption and/or use of controlled substances.
Primarily used in Arkansas and the Dallas-Fort Worth Area.
Lloyd perm? Oh yeah, you know Lloyd perm!
by C Lloyd January 08, 2009
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Perm

Oh he got a perm he must be gay
by Susboy445 December 11, 2020
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