Penguin Piss

An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”

Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation

Penguin Piss by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011

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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

Penguin Piss by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

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pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

pissed off penguin by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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