3 definitions by Penetr84dan8ion
Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!
by Penetr84dan8ion July 18, 2017
When wiping your ass after a shit and your finger penetrates the toilet paper ... more often than not followed by brown finger, depending on the stage of wiping
by Penetr84dan8ion July 18, 2017
Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017