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mass shit 

1.
Multiple things in a small area or at a point in time.
Multiple people in a small vicinity (2+ people)
Term deriving from 'stoned', 'waked', blazed or 'high' individuals.

Can be used as an antonym of peaceful.

2.
Large amount of feces/poo
1.

person 1- 'there's a bit of mass shit going on at this party'
person 2- 'truth'

Overwhelmed stoned conversation - 'truth to be told about mass shit going on'

2.

'Dude that's a mass shit' (looking down at a toilet bowl)

'man that vtec is mass shit on wheels' (looking at a honda)
mass shit by back neck January 5, 2011
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Mass Shitting 

When all of the toilets in a communal bathroom are clogged with shit / toilet paper etc.
Dude, there was a mass shitting in our camp site bathroom
Mass Shitting by jimy5 January 20, 2020

Mass of two shits 

Another word for the terrible state of Massachusetts
Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits
Mass of two shits by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021

Shitical Mass 

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.
"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026