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poke slut 

someone who pokes randomly without intention of hooking up or making genuine contact with the pokee.
When you make contact with another person on facebook it is customary to actually follow the connection up with some sort of genuine human interest - hence poke slut - poking around
poke slut by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009
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The pokemon also called ditto who insists on fucking every damn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.
Poke-fag: "damn it my ditto had another egg again!"

Douchemonster: "dude your ditto is a poke-slut!"
Poke-slut by Pokemaster563 June 16, 2011

pokeslut 

A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*
Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"

Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "

Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"

Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"

Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"

Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"

Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"

Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"

Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "

Pokeslut " alright big boy"

*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
pokeslut by Mattias Ia Eklundh November 3, 2006

Pokéslut 

A person, typically a woman, who is a fan of or in the Pokémon universe themself (Such as Cynthia) who thinks and or takes a lot of dick (this can be human or Pokémon) and participates in acts commonly viewed as slutty.
C1: “Hey I met with Cynthia the other day and she was really nice”
C2: “Dude, you know she’s a massive Pokéslut for her Garchomp right?”
Pokéslut by Eldro November 26, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026