farksnarkle

a term used instead of a word that could be considered offensive.

Example:

Man, what the farksnarkle is wrong with you?!

farksnarkle by doc_bro December 29, 2010

farnarkle 

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.

The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."

farnarkle by anonymous September 15, 2020

farnarkle 

A whole bunch of fucked up shit n stuff.

Well isnt this some farnarkle. Bullshit.

farnarkle by koRky482 January 31, 2018

Farnsparkle

Pig Roast

I am going a farnsparkle with my friends. Should be lots of beer and drugs there too.

Farnsparkle by Amy WtotheOtotheLtotheK September 8, 2010

farkalarkle 

a romantic jester where the male shoves his head in the woman's ass and the woman farts and he licks it up

"lets have a farklarkle babe"
of course a farkalarkle

farkalarkle by OLD RAT ASSCAKES August 11, 2020