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knife hand 

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.
knife hand by Muzz7297usmc October 10, 2008

Knife Hand 

Knife hand is something the Marine Corps produced during the Second World War, specifically in the Pacific Theater to deal with Japanese Banzai troops, and those select few Japanese troops who wielded katanas.
The Ka-Bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. The biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. In a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
According to legend Chesty Puller while fighting in the Pacific, exclaimed "Fuck these fucking samurai wannabes! I'll show them!", took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of Japanese Imperial soldiers.
The knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning aptitudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
The knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of American history.
Chesty Puller's knife hand really fucked up a lot of Japanese fucktards.
Knife Hand by fucktheairforce April 14, 2014

Knife hand 

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!
My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.
Knife hand by Devildaughter03 November 1, 2021

hurt like giving a knife a hand job 

Self-explanatory idiom.
When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

handknives 

biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than "guns"
meant as a put down
Martin: Did you get the tickets? Tickets to what? To the gun show! *flex*

Helen: AHAHA, those aren't guns, those are handknives.
handknives by helenmelon February 9, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026