felchocracy 

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.

It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.

felchocracy by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010

Feliocracy

A form of government created and instituted by Mr. Felio. It's not just a form of government. It's a way of life!

Voting, in any form, in a feliocracy is against the law. Mr. Felio has the last say in even the smallest details of life. However, you may die before the issue is decided upon.

Feliocracy by ericonqueso January 5, 2008

Felonocracy

A system of governance where convicted or unrepentant felons hold power—either directly or through proxies—and where criminal behavior is not just tolerated but rewarded. Felonocracy describes a political order where the line between crime and governance has dissolved, where criminal networks operate openly, and where the state itself becomes a criminal enterprise. The term extends Scoundrelocracy to its logical conclusion: not just rogues, but actual felons—people who have crossed lines that were supposed to be absolute.

"When the president is a convicted felon, when his cabinet includes indicted criminals, when the party embraces lawbreakers as leaders—that's Felonocracy. Not just rule by scoundrels, but rule by felons. The state no longer prosecutes crime; it rewards it. The criminals aren't outside the system; they are the system."

Felonocracy by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026