When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

Man Tears by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

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Man tears

Man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.

e.g -
hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy's disease, a situation in which he could offer no help

Man tears by yo gabba gabba(recklesslilnig) April 26, 2014

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man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

man tears by sicknote August 23, 2007

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Man Tears

(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."

male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"

Man Tears by Paris Kiivett August 23, 2011

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