Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?
Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.
by Professor gouddick March 7, 2019
The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.
He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.
Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.
Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004
While taking a shit in a freshly clean porta-potty and simultaneously masterbating, you attempt to climax at the same time as the blue kiss from the back splash of a turd swan diving in the tank. The task can only be accomplished at the stroke of noon on a 100 degree day.
by Angry64flyer May 20, 2022
A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called wordsmurf/words because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.
by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003
Highly unattractive human being. We're talking 5 star ugly here. Rides the bus a.k.a. The Gargamel Express. Natural habitat = Walmart.
Sena: Some greasy haired, pajama pants wearing freak on the bus asked me out on a date to Walmart! Can you believe that? Joey: Gargamel... er what?
by Agent00Devon March 9, 2012
a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him
smurfs - after them skruple
by Brother_Number_One July 10, 2003
One who indulges in a long night of hard drink, I mean Martin Luther King Jr. Status, and then pursues one of the lady folk in an intimate manner usually characterized by much grabbing of her body parts and gibberish being spoken. The night for this person usually ends with him in the Penn State shower room horse playing with the young boys.
Sean was straight gargameling last night which is why he's now donating 10,000 dollars to the 2nd mile charity.
by Chickin Fingaz November 21, 2011