monkey slap 

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

monkey slap by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008

monkey slap 

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

monkey slap by Bananular October 6, 2006

monkey slap 

A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.

The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.

monkey slap by JeffL October 18, 2003

Monkey Slap 

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.

How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.

Monkey Slap by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009

Monkey Slap 

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

Monkey Slap by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

Monkey Slap 

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

Monkey Slap by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

two fisted monkey slap 

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

two fisted monkey slap by squirt kobain June 1, 2010