Sticky Moment 

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

Sticky Moment by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

among us dum sticky note moment 

noun
1. A minor lapse in judgement
2. A major lapse in judgement
3. When you didn't know any better
4. When you don't understand something

You can also use it instead of calling yourself a redacted if you are trying to cut down on slur usage.

I had an among us dum sticky note moment.
Guys help I don't get this at all I think I am having an among us dum sticky note moment.
among us dum sticky note moment.

among us dum sticky note moment by vertexlord February 15, 2023

Hockey stick moment 

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.

"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...

Hockey stick moment by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016

Stinky PooPoo Moment 

when someone says something so fucking ridiculous you have no other option but to respond with “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”

Or if they just shit themselves that also is a “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”

*long paragraph*
^^Stinky PooPoo Moment^^

Stinky PooPoo Moment by Samuel Clayton Beckerman November 18, 2020