Cum Candle

Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.

Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.

Cum Candle by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010

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Cankleing Cum Shot

When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet

I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after

Cankleing Cum Shot by DindsayRade69 November 10, 2016

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cumcandle

when the cum comes out of the dick at the end and it looks like a suttle flame

bitch my dick looked like a cumcandle yesterday...

cumcandle by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

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cumcandle

a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum

hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

cumcandle by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

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Cumhandler

One whom has experience with the handling or disposal of ejaculate.

The teenage boy was a meticulous "cumhandler".

Cumhandler by gwluck November 12, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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