allek

when a chimp (tipically as a pet) shoves its finger in its noes and then puts the noes residue on a piece of thin sheet. meanwhile another chimp sneeks behind him and pounces on his toe nail. he then inserts the noes residue into the chips mouth and makes him moan. a couple hours later the chimp will urinate the residue out and put it into a cup and the second chimp will pour the residue onto chinese food and sneeze on it. he then eats it until he pukes. this can be a very risky procedure.

when my dog trys to allek i throw banana peels at him until he sneezes out an odoriferous odor.

by imduhbadestcheekinduhworld December 14, 2010