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the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
scritch by glrbird September 27, 2003
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When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs
(*your posse rolls up in a car) get in loser we're going to scritch kits
Scritch by Geesefreely January 30, 2021
A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park
Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.
Scritch by RL&TL July 5, 2020
(V.) The action of rubbing one's fingers on a birb
(pl. noun) Said rubbings of the finger
I gave my pet birb some scritches
I scritched my birb
scritch by attarax May 21, 2021
To scratch an itch. (Verb)
"Sorry, I just had to scritch"
Scritch by angel8 May 1, 2006
(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)
"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
scritch by amanda March 26, 2005
When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
scritch by G-girl December 9, 2007