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Premature Clickulation 

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
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premature clickation 

When you click the mouse before you want to or an uncontrollable tick that clicks on something you didn't want
I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation

premature eclickulation 

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended
That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

Premature checkulation 

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment
Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026