Nataloo

a person with great insight to three days grace and tends to be very freckly with a huge ass. they will hit you in the face if you talk about their metaphorical mustache.
a nataloo is a rare creature, usually found with an alexa or a macon.
you will never see a nataloo around dark folk, nataloo's are SEVERELY allergic to the dark folk. severely.

young man #1: I want a nataloo in my mouth
young man #2: I want a nataloo for christmas!
young man #3: I will exterminate both of you negros for that booty!

Nataloo by crackisntwack December 6, 2010

NatalioSTAR 

A secret flaming lesbian, she will attempt rape in your sleep. Usually a polish, boy-like female. A complete dumbass and blond. Abnormally large pupils, but claims to not do drugs. Also a noted porn star.

Person A: Did you see that polish girl?
Person B: The boyish one? Yeah man, she looks like a NatalioSTAR.

NatalioSTAR by flaming_chopstick June 19, 2009

Nataliosis 

A highly contagious illness, Nataliosis is when someone says that they are leaving the current conversation, when really they are sitting at the computer reading the conversation.

Another case of Nataliosis, also known as Natalieing is when you un-intentionally kill conversations, everytime you speak in them.

The only way to be cured of both cases of Nataliosis is to be run over by a magic unicorn.

1) Courtney killed the convo, she needs to stop Natalieing!

2) She has a severe case of Nataliosis, she was sitting there the whole time.

Nataliosis by thesecretpersonthatrules January 7, 2009

natalioth 

person of great power, strength, wisdom, beauty, brains and a nice ass!

Man u shoulda seen that girl- she was natalioth material

natalioth by Natalie Cousins April 20, 2008

natalio 

A man who likes to play with girls feelings and drink beer

Wow that dude drinks a lot of beer
Hes natalio what do u expect

natalio by Xx-thotiana-xX April 12, 2019

Nataloser 

A more common way to say the name "Natalie," usually used as an insult or a bag

Lets name our fake people.

natalie: "Hey whats cracka lackin?"

billy bob: "Not much Natalie, or should I say, Nataloser!"

natalie: "waah!"

Nataloser by nothankyoumakeitgoaway February 4, 2009

Natalio 

A very nice person and loving! If he gets feelings for you they don’t go away cuz his love is fr! He is big and sexy and so handsome!! Very strong perfect teeth perfect smile! And his dick is very big between you and me!!! He knows have to treat a girl and in bed!!! I love you baby

The perfect person and best friend is my dream boyfriend!!! Got to love you some Natalio

Natalio by Baby on baby October 15, 2019