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portelli-wagel breakup 

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.
Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.
"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"
Alex Portelli by 09876543q March 21, 2023

porcelli 

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.
I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.
porcelli by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013

Perrelli 

Relating to nomadic partying, shinannigans, escipades, adventures.
I miss my bed- I've been on a Perrelli for three weeks straight- no sleep!
Perrelli by mike christopher January 14, 2008

Ethan Portelli 

Ethan Portelli cant stay out of ones personal space bubble
Ethan Portelli by anonymous 7348823 February 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026