Itchy and Scratchy 

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

Itchy and Scratchy by jesster79 March 3, 2004

itchy and scratchy 

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

itchy and scratchy by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

Itchy and Scratchy 

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

Itchy and Scratchy by Andi March 3, 2005

Itchy and Scratchy 

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

Itchy and Scratchy by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

itchy and scratchy 

Nonce

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!

itchy and scratchy by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022

The Itchy and Scratchy Show 

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

The Itchy and Scratchy Show by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008