Shat splat 

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

Shat splat by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

Shitsplat 

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

Shitsplat by gizdor May 19, 2009

shartsplat

A very bad shart but even better then a shart. This word contains nasty, wet and hard pushes towards your pants. (Might even blast a hole through it beware). When someone makes a loud noise and their face goes blank, make sure you pull out your camera and get ready for a wave of laughter.

Hey look they just shartsplated through their pants!

shartsplat by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021