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freedom-fondle 

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To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
freedom-fondle by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Freedom Fondling 

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The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.
Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!
Freedom Fondling by JCEtterus November 23, 2010
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Freedom Fondling 

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Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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