Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.

Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!

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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

freedom-fondle by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

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The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.

Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!

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Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

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