funsching 

verb: finding the cold spot on your pillow

I was funsching all night but couldn't get comfortable

funsching by LELLIAN November 25, 2010

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017

funching 

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

funching by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

Fuching

To test, tutor, or work for "the Fuchs" in any capacity.

"I did a lot of Fuching this week, I could use a day off."

"How's Fuching going?"

"Are you planning on Fuching next year?"

Fuching by Trip Fontaine May 13, 2010

Bryan Fisching 

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

Bryan Fisching by Backscratcher May 6, 2013

wunsching

wunsching; The act of hanging your jaw open for an extended period of time. Usually accompanied by a blank, emotionless stare and a lipper.

God damn it Tom, you're fucking wunsching again, you look like an idiot.

wunsching by jdrap January 17, 2010