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porkface 

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.
An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface
porkface by Total Chav September 24, 2005
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Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.
X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.
Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

Pockface 

An expression used for someone who has alot of acne, similar to what it may look like if someone had chicken pox...also could be scars from acne or chicken pox!
"Look at his pockface, it looks like he has craters in his skin."
Pockface by STW666 April 27, 2012

porkface09 

yo whos that guy we are friends with
oh its that porkface09 guy
porkface09 by the golden kitchen gun November 13, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026