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Semi-Straight 

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.
'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.
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Semi-straight 

A cisgender heterosexual man who would not date transgender people due to his transphobic ideas and fragile masculinity.

These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.
Transphobe: Hi! I’m super straight
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy
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Semi-straight 

Straight but only towards people who are straight, bisexual, pan etc. (aka people who can like you back).

terms such as half straight can be used as well
Girl 1: Do you think that Gavin likes me even though im bisexual, I feel like im leading him on and I dont want to hurt him
Girl 2: Don't worry he doesn't like you, he's semi-straight remember
Semi-straight by jeena34 July 30, 2021

Semi-Straight 

Being a dude who likes women that having experiences with your mates
Semi-Straight by anonymous September 20, 2021

Semistraight 

Bob why are you semistraight, just call your self bisexual you fucking moron.
Semistraight by British frog July 21, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026