Froumpy 

"Froumpy" is a close relative of "frumpy." It is used as a more delicate way to say, "lacking in style, fit, or really any positive physical appearance." Froumpy specifically is used to describe clothes, as in, "her clothes are so froumpy they could catch the wind and blow her away."
Note: Froumpy clothes often resemble those a hugely pregnant woman would wear, but on a nonpregnant person.

His clothes were so froumpy he closely resembled a multicoloured tent with a human head poking out of the top.

Froumpy by Chaben Pacli November 16, 2010

Frumpy dyke 

You probably heard it from David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer".

Dyke: a word used to refer to lesbians; a term that lesbians use in gay circles; originally a derogatory term for lesbians, now often used with pride.

Frumpy: A female with lack of concern for appearance; clothing style that usually consists of bagging; careless slothing; no style; considerably out of shape.

So, a ''frumpy dyke'' is ''a lesbian with lack of concern for appearance, from clothes to body shape''.

'I would consider myself a feminist, and I didn't even know that at the time. All these years I thought it meant frumpy dyke'.

Frumpy dyke by riatoj December 26, 2021

Frumpy dyke 

Frumpy dyke is a word one searches after watching David Chappelle's Netflix special "The Closer"

The fuck does frumpy dyke mean?

Frumpy dyke by De potayto October 19, 2021

frumpy art teacher 

A teacher whom you dislike no matter what they teach or what they look like.

"Wow she's such a frumpy art teacher. It's the day before christmas break and she gave us an essay on the geometry of areodynamics...bitch."

frumpy art teacher by Chronny December 25, 2007

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

Frumpy Moist Pigeon by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

Frumpy Munchkin by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze 

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010