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Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.
She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.
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Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.
That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.
Nutwad by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009
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To stomp on any type of container filled with ranch and it explodes out everywhere.
Bro, did you see the nutnade I set off. It drenched everyone in the courtyard.
Nutnade by Arcia January 25, 2019
someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker
she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river
nutwad by princessnutwad September 26, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026