An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

pack fudge or pack your bags by PMax January 11, 2009

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Fudge off

A non-curse word synonym of f*** off.

Guy 1: Hello, donkeyhole!

Guy 2: Fudge off!!!!

Fudge off by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

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fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.

I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.

fudge overboard by Tmy February 4, 2015

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fudge on a stick

when you are around children you need to be careful

fudge (first two letters) FU
on a stick (last two letters) CK

and there you have it...children giggle and adults get it (once it's explained)

Fudge on a stick...you suck!

fudge on a stick by schwinnilla November 25, 2016

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