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NASCARING 

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race
dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won
NASCARING by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

NASCARing 

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
NASCARing by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021
A south african slag word mostly used by coloureds meaning irritating
Yoh that teacher is naaring

Nascarist 

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.
You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar
A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.
Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.
NASCARita by pdhski August 17, 2008

nasalingus 

Oral sex involving the nose.

May involve inserting the tongue into the nostrils or licking the surrounding area.
Person #1: So I got this girl back to my place, and she stuck her fuckin' tongue up my nose!
Person #2: She gave you nasalingus?! What the fuck did you do?
Person #1: I gave her an angry dragon and a raspberry danish to think about.
nasalingus by Sally, Esq March 16, 2007