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East Jesusville 

Describing a place that particularly takes a significantly long time to get too
Dude 1: Hey, why are you 30 minutes late? They almost gave up our table.

Dude 2: Well I didn't realize it takes 45 minutes to get to her house all the way in East Jesusville

Chick: Jerk!
East Jesusville by mschne7 June 29, 2009

Jesusville

Jacksonville, Florida, USA

The City Hall of Jacksonville Florida is at a location on Church Street from which if you go East you will encounter a row of 5 churches within 6 blocks, each church of a different Christian denomination. Right across the street from the City of Jacksonville's City Hall is First Baptist Church of Jacksonville, which has over 28,000 registered members, making it the third largest church in the second largest Christian denomination, but that's not even the largest church in Jesusville. In 2004, Jesusville had an estimated population of only 777,777 even though it is the largest city in America *geographically*. The actual shape of Jesusville resembles Jesus crying, with the tears forming Saint John's River. The St. John's River is one of the few rivers in the world that seems to go against gravity, flowing *away* from the equator.
It won't be long until Jacksonville legally changes it's name to Jesusville, then we'll get to see the ACLU throw a hissy-fit. :-)

Jesusville

I live in Jesusville and you do not! Na na na na na
Jesusville by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

jesusfied 

1. The way to get square with Jesus.
-This song called Lets get Physical's tune-
Lets get jesusfied, jesusfied. Lets get Jesusfied, jesusfied.
jesusfied by Cptnjacksparrow March 9, 2005

jesuskillerloveryuhyuh 

someone that loves jesus and wants to kill jesus.
bro 1: did you see that jesuskillerloveryuhyuh?
bro 2: bro i am a jesuskillerloveryuhyuh
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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