slerp

slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.

Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?

Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.

Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now

by doctorfluke December 3, 2018

slerp

to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Look, he's slerping again!

by slerper November 9, 2010

slerp

Spherical Linear Interpolation

by Eibro October 4, 2003

slerp

blacking out in the afternoon

"dang... that bitch went to slerp, huh?"

by i love anime boys October 17, 2018

slerping

Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.

slerping your way around

by Hazzardous June 13, 2011

slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

by Marle Forge May 13, 2008

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010