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Derived from the full form of the insult: dick nankert. Used when describing a person of the most annoying personality possible by human standard. Stupidity is also an imperative feature of the subject's character, as the insultee must be slightly dumber than a rather stupid rock.
Wow! He pooped his pants on the bus? What a nankert, yo.
Yup, you're telling me, man.

Wow, brah, who would ever consider being such a tool and not join my dodgeball team?
I dunno dude, what a (dick nankert), man.
nankert by keith rivers November 9, 2010
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nankering 

The ceaseless mocking of outsiders. Usually among a group of close friends to some clueless outsider. British term from the 60s.
Man, Mick and Brian are really nankering that poseur.
nankering by Anthon4000 January 18, 2019
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nankervis 

Mr nankervis ;)
nankervis by Nankervis sex slave October 21, 2018

Nanker/Phelge 

n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker
"Play With Fire, Stoned, Off The Hook, and Stewed And Keefed are all credited to Nanker/Phelge."
Nanker/Phelge by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006
Nob + Wanker = Nanker.
Chelsea is a Nanker.
Nanker by Haley Wiggins March 8, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026