Mwak

The sound made (a little like a duck's quack) when somebody does/says something stupid or is on the receiving end of some bad luck or event. Occasionally, the word can be repeated for extra effect.

Lauren: 'My grandma just died'
Laura: 'Mwak'

Laura: 'I just feel like my career is going nowhere'
Lauren: 'Mwak mwak'

Lloyd: 'I didn't know you could put foil in the fridge?'
Jess: 'Mwak mwak'

Mwak by Lord Lloyd Christmas November 6, 2010

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mwakio

an ancient name that was given to people with the largest wealth in a community

all the *mwakios* have been nominated at the council

mwakio by alexandarthegreatgrimpsy November 22, 2021

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mwaka

Mwaka means YEAR, every year is Mwaka’s year. She is determined, strong and fearless, she will strive to achieve anything in life, although she is emotional, Mwaka is a savage.

Umwaka wa 2010

mwaka by Mwika November 23, 2021

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mwaka

Mwaka means a month and this is someone who is very loving, caring, compassionate, always puts others first before themselves even though they never put them first. Very good people

It’s incredible how talented Mwaka is when it comes to baking

mwaka by Flaming hot 🥵 November 24, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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