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Pronounced "duh-k-zeff". It is an Afrikaan, South African term which when used imlpies that someone is acting simple and of a common nature...

Mike:, "Did you see that dutchman in his crocs?"
Luke:, "Yes, OMG!!! That's so Dikzef."

The term also refers to anyone that has ever or is currently living in Brakpan or has no class or statue. It also describes someone that is always unclean or unctidy. It can also describe a persons action when they act like

a F#*king retard... It also describes someone that doesn't fit in fashion wise!
Kelly: "Who farted?"
Nathan: "That f#*king dikzef Natalie!"
Dikzef by Luke Da Silva November 6, 2010
A taco eater of female persuasion that has massive acne due to the residue of cum juice on her face constantly
Vanessa was straight, but now she's the biggest Dikeface this side of the Mississippi.
Dikeface by Splooge McCooch February 27, 2003
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nick mcneil is the biggest dikeface!!!
nick mcneil dikeface
dikeface by cassandra April 1, 2005

Dikefork 

a shemale's dick, a shemale that has a most fond interest in women, therefore a dike, and the dick is the fork
I thought she was pretty hot till I saw her dikefork
Dikefork by Yung Psizzle July 10, 2010