erehwon
a perfect place where there is optimum bliss and satisfaction among the people; utopia. Not to be confused with 'erewhon'.
erehwon by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010
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Erewhon is a Los Angeles based, organic grocery store that caters to health conscious, fit, and beautiful individuals. They offer a wide variety of salubrious, well-curated goods that are carefully selected to appeal to influencers and coastal elite types. A food boutique if you will.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
At the door, a security guard will ask you to step on a scale to make sure you’re thin enough to enter. If you’re skinny enough to make it to the next step, the store manager will check your social media accounts to make sure you have at least 10k active, real followers. You must show your most recent tax documents and a valid passport with at least ten international stamps on it. If you’ve made it this far, you will then be asked to stand in front of three randomly selected Erewhon shoppers who will rate the softness of your hair and skin, your teeth and gums, how nice your hands are, and the quality and sustainability of your clothes and re-usable shopping bag. If they approve of you, a flower crown (organic) is placed on your shiny, soft hair and you are welcomed into the store by the other ethereal, thin, angelic Erewhon shoppers. If they disapprove, non-organic tomatoes are thrown at you and Gavin Newsom is called to perform a crystal and sage cleanse at the store. You are then vanished to "the colonies" (basically anywhere outside Southern California) where you'll be forced to shop at Vons with the commoners who wear Kohl's clothes and use an Android.
Erewhon Shopper 1: Should I get the $30 Buffalo Cauliflower or the $50 Organic Coconut Turmeric Chicken Tenders?
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
Erewhon Shopper 2: Ew, neither. You'll end up looking like one of those obese out of state people that weight like, 150 pounds and buy their groceries at a regular supermarket. If you keep eating like that, you'll have to buy your clothes at one of those size-inclusive places like Target or Kohl's. Is that the future you want? Just get the $20 non-GMO, free-range water instead.
Erewhon by traitorjoes August 23, 2022
Erewhon
A grocery store chain in Los Angeles where the most insufferable people go to spend $1000 on produce. A cult of sorts
Person 1: Wanna come with me to get a smoothie from Erewhon?
Person 2: For $20? Fuck that I’m going to Jamba Juice
Person 2: For $20? Fuck that I’m going to Jamba Juice
Erewhon by rollerchloster May 7, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable